A few things the TVaholic found funny in the past week on TV.
Dialogue of the Week
Show: Love Monkey
The Setup: Tom and his girlfriend Gabby are eating lunch at an outdoor vegan cafÃ©.
Gabby: Wheat Balls?
Tom: No, I always sit this way.
A Couple of Runners Up
Show: Saturday Night Live
The Setup: Man walks into a jewelry store to buy his girlfriend and engagement ring and is talking to the woman behind the counter.
Salesperson: What kind of ring are you looking for?
Customer: Not so big I have to work Saturdays but not so small she kicks me in the nuts.
Show: The West Wing
The Setup: CJ is walking down the hall and comes across her assistant Margaret while in the middle of trying to negotiate a big deal with the Chinese and Germans in regards to the situation in Africa.
Margaret: The President’s waiting for you in the Oval Office and I have a yogurt.
CJ: What for?
Margaret: For you to eat.
What were your favorite lines from last week?