Funny Lines From Desperate Housewives

There isn’t anything on TV much better than a well-delivered line. So what bits of TV show humor made us laugh last week? A little adoption indignation from Gaby and Tom realizes his place in his household and how it relates to golf on Desperate Housewives. Well without further ado here are the funny TV lines from the week of March 12th, 2006. Read on for a little laugh. Enjoy!

Dialogue of the Week

Show: Desperate Housewives (ABC)
Episode: There is No Other Way
The Setup: Carlos and Gaby have gone to an adoption agency to find out about adopting a baby and the woman there is talking to them about how the process works.
Adoption Worker: Well, your typical birth mother is usually a young girl and she’ll just want to make sure you’re quality people. Now to show her that you’ll be putting together a parent portfolio.
Carlos: What’s that?
Adoption Worker: Family pictures, character references, that kind of stuff.
Gaby: So a, we’re auditioning to be parents?
Adoption Worker: I guess you could say that.
Gaby: So just to be clear some slutty cheerleader, gets knocked up by the soccer coach behind the local Gas ‘n Gulp and she is going to make sure we’re quality people?

More Funny TV Lines

Show: Desperate Housewives (ABC)
Episode: There is No Other Way
The Setup: Tom and Lynette are arguing. She is his boss at work and seems to be in control of everything at home as well. Even in the bedroom, which prompts the follow.
Tom: That’s exactly my point, exactly. You are not just my boss at the office; you’re my boss everywhere.
Lynette: Oh! That’s ridiculous.
Tom: You run the show and I’m along for the ride. I just push the little shopping cart. Let the woman do all the driving.
Lynette: Tom!
Tom: I’m the caddy husband. I carry your clubs.

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