There were only a couple of funny lines that stood out last week. So what lines were got us chuckling last week? Well, here are the lines that got the TVaholic to laugh a bit the week of April 23rd, 2006. Read on and enjoy!
Dialogue of the Week
Show: Two and a Half Men (CBS)
Episode: Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro (Season 3)
The Setup: Alanâ€™s girlfriend Kandi has moved in with his ex-wife Judith. Charlie his brother is seeing Kandiâ€™s mom. Kandi has introduced her father to Judith. Jake who is Alan and Judithâ€™s son is on the phone with his dad.
Alan: (On the phone) So has your mom been seeing a lot of Kandiâ€™s dad? (Pauses to listen) That, that, thatâ€™s right. If she married him, Kandi would be your stepsister. Hey, hey, hey do you happen to know if theyâ€™re going out tonight? (Pauses to listens) Yep, if I married Kandi she would be your stepmother. But, but, tonight is your mom going out tonight? (Pauses to listen) Yah, yah, I get it if Kandi took a poop it would be your stepstoolâ€¦
Other Funny Stuff
Show: House (FOX)
Episode: House vs. God (Season 2)
The Setup: A young man who claims to be a â€œfaith healerâ€ has been brought to the hospital. He says that God talks to him. House doesnâ€™t talk to his patients that often but goes to talk to this one.
Dr. Chase: Youâ€™re going to talk to a patient?
House: God talks to him. Be arrogant of me to assume Iâ€™m better than God.
What were your favorite funny lines from TV last week?