The Quote of the Week from two weeks ago was a funny House quote from Dr. House himself. Another funny dialogue was delivered on My Name Is Earl and Denny Crane is always good for a good line. These funny quotes were heard on TV during the week of Oct. 29th, 2006. Read on and enjoy!
Funny Quote of the Week
Show: House (FOX)
Episode: Fools for Love (Season 3)
The Setup: House is going through a womanâ€™s locker who he thinks is dating Dr. Wilson. Dr. Cameron is trying to keep the conversation focused on the patient.
Dr. Cameron: Married couple. Same disease. They either got it from each other or in the same place.
Dr. House: Infectious or environmental? What you have to do is check out parasites, viruses, bacteria, fungi, pryons, radiation, toxins, chemicals or itâ€™s Internet porn related. Iâ€™ll check the Internet. You guys cover the rest of the stuff.
Other Funny Dialogue
Show: My Name Is Earl (NBC)
Episode: Made a Lady Think I Was God (Season 2)
The Setup: The topic of brothers and sisters telling each other they love the other one has come up after Earl and Randy were watching an old war movie in which a brother dies in the other oneâ€™s arms. They are very uncomfortable with the idea.
Randy: Hey Darnell. You ever tell your sister you love her?
Darnell: I said it once when I thought she was dead. But she was just passed out from low blood sugar. Iâ€™m still glad I said it. Now they have her on insulin; who knows when Iâ€™ll get another chance.
Show: Boston Legal (ABC)
Episode: Trick or Treat (Season 3)
The Setup: Denny has found out that his girlfriend, Bethany who is a little person, is the daughter of a woman he once dated and almost married. The mother then tells Denny that he may be Bethany may be his daughter. He is talking about it with Alan.
Alan: Is she sure?
Denny: No. Going to have to have a paternity test. Can two full size people have a midget?
Alan: Does Bethany know?
Denny: I donâ€™t know. God, it is one thing to date a dwarf but to have fathered one.
Alan: Denny I bet Bethany does know.
Denny: Why? (Alan gives him a look to indicate that she is standing between them once again.) Ohh Godddâ€¦
Alan: Fraid so.
Denny: (Looking down) Hi honey. (She looks up at him) Whose your daddy?
What funny House quotes or other funny lines made you laugh recently?