Prime Picks
The Simpsons (FOX): Repeat. They each take turns telling stories of revenge that go wrong after their car breaks down.
The New Adventures of Old Christine (CBS): Repeat. Christine tries to stay sober at a friends wedding so she won’t tell a secret but things don’t go as planned.
Two and a Half Men (CBS): Repeat. Morgan Fairchild guest stars as an older woman that makes Charlie feel better about getting older.
How I Met Your Mother (CBS): Repeat. Barney thinks that Bob Barker is his father and wants to meet him, so he gets on The Price Is Right.
CSI: Miami (CBS): Repeat. Natalia gets accused of her ex’s murder and Horatio and the gang must prove what really happened.
Solid Selections
Deal or Deal (NBC): Season Finale. They have been promoting that someone actually gets close and maybe even wins the million-dollar prize.
Age of Love (NBC): Series Premiere. One 30-year-old tennis star and 13 women to choose from, but wait, half of the ladies are in their 20s and the other half in their 40s. Will age matter? Will you watch what is basically, The Bachelor with a twist?
Dateline NBC (NBC): New. If you are a Royal watcher then you might be interested in Matt Lauer interviewing Princes William and Harry.
Cable Choices
Kyle XY (ABC Family): New. Kyle is back with the Tragers but is having a hard time keeping secrets from them. Meanwhile, XX gets out of Zzyzx. It plays again later tonight and again on Friday on ABC.
The Closer (TNT): Season Premiere. Brenda has to deal with budget cuts and her associates being threatened with layoffs and transfers. It runs commercial free and plays again later. The complete second season plays today leading up to the premiere of season three.
Heartland (TNT): Series Premiere. Treat Williams (Everwood) plays a dedicated transplant surgeon who doesn’t really liker rules or red tape. Kari Matchett (24, Invasion) is his ex-wife and also the head of the organ donor center. Plays again next Monday before new episodes of The Closer and this show.
Other Options
- Army Wives (Lifetime): Repeat. Last night’s episode, “The Art of Separation,†replays.
- Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives (Food Network): New. House specials are profiled.
- The Secret Life Of … (Food Network): New. Get the history of breakfast.
Sports Notes
- ESPN has Monday Night Baseball with the Boston Red Sox at the Atlanta Braves.
- ESPN2 has an NCAA World Series game early and another one later followed by an Arena Football game.
TV Marathons
Bravo has eight episodes of Project Runway today.
Nickelodeon has 11 episodes of SpongeBob SquarePants today.
Sci Fi has 11 episodes of Stargate SG-1 today.
TNT has 20 episodes of The Closer leading up to the third season premiere tonight, which by the time this is posted will be down to 16 or 17, which includes all 15 episodes of season two.
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