Tonight is the premiere of Fat March on ABC and the season finale of Age of Love on NBC. On cable, VH1 has three premieres tonight with Mission: Man Band, The Rock Life and The Pick-up Artist. MTV has the season finale of Making the Band. On another note, not that it is a huge surprise, but TNT has announced that The Closer will be back for a fourth season next summer.
How I Met Your Mother (CBS): Repeat. Wayne Brady guests as Barney’s brother.
The New Adventures of Old Christine (CBS): Repeat. Christine sends an email by accident to all the parents at Ritchie’s school and almost gets Mr. Harris fired.
Two and a Half Men (CBS): Repeat. Alan gets a little too close with Berta’s daughter.
Rules of Engagement (CBS): Repeat. Audrey doesn’t think that Jeff could get the number of a younger woman and bets him so.
CSI: Miami (CBS): Repeat. A woman has two identical sisters and the CSIs think it was one of them that killed the husband of one of them. Leslie Bibb (Crossing Jordan, Popular) plays the triplets.
The Singing Bee (NBC): New. Sing the missing lyrics and win the money.
Hell’s Kitchen (FOX): New. The remaining two chefs design their own restaurant and then run them.
Dateline NBC (NBC): New. A woman with bad luck or is she a cold-blooded criminal?
Kyle XY (ABC Family): New. The gang gets lost when they all go camping. Plays again late night tomorrow.
The Closer (TNT): New. A deputy DA’s wife is killed and it looks like it might be at the hands of a serial killer. Plays again later and then again tomorrow night.
Saving Grace (TNT): New. A woman who may have killed a hotel owner takes refuge in a church and Grace clashes with the priest who runs the place. Plays again late night Thursday.
- Army Wives (Food Network): Repeat. Last night’s episode, “Dirty Laundry,” replays.
- Good Eats (Food Network): New. Alton dries some fruit. Plays again later.
- Heartland (TNT): New. Dr. Jonas consents to a risky procedure being done after taking charge at the hospital. Plays again late night tomorrow and Wednesday.
- My Boys (TBS): New. Brandon is chosen as one of Chicago’s sexiest bachelors and PJ may have an ethical dilemma regarding her relationship with a new Cubs pitcher. Plays again late night Wednesday.
- The Secret Life Of … (Food Network): New. Get a look at the history of hard candies. Plays again later.
- Unwrapped (Food Network): New. Some healthy foods are looked at. Plays again later.
- ESPN has Monday Night Baseball with the San Diego Padres at the St. Louis Cardinals.
- Burn Notice (USA): Repeat. Last Thursday’s episode, “Unpaid Debts,” replays.
- Damages (FX): Repeat. Last Tuesday’s episode, “Jesus, Mary and Joe Cocker,” replays. Runs 65 minutes. The “Pilot” episode is available at iTunes, as a free download.
- Monk (USA): Repeat. Last Friday’s episode, “Mr. Monk and the Bad Girlfriend,” replays.
- Psych (USA): Repeat. Last Friday’s episode, “Zero to Murder in Sixty Seconds,” replays.
- Who Wants to Be a Superhero? (Sci Fi): Repeat. Last week’s episode replays where the contestants must face their first villain.
Nickelodeon has 15 episodes of Roseanne late tonight.
Sci Fi has eight episodes of Andromeda early.
VH1 has nine episodes of Beauty and the Geek.