Tonight, ABC has the two-hour seventh season premiere of Dancing With the Stars and the fifth and final season of Boston Legal, CBS has the second season premiere of The Big Bang Theory, the fourth season premiere of How I Met Your Mother, the sixth season premiere of Two and a Half Men, the series premiere of Worst Week and the seventh season premiere of CSI: Miami, and NBC has a Heroes recap special followed by the two-hour third season premiere.
Over on cable, BBC America has the sixth season finale of Top Gear and VH1 has the first season finales of New York Goes to Hollywood and Luke’s Parental Advisory.
What will you be watching on Mondays this Fall? Check out what I’ll be watching on Mondays. How great is it to have pretty much everything back starting this week? The DVR starts working overtime tonight.
Premiering next Monday, NBC has Chuck and Life.
The Big Bang Theory (CBS): Season Premiere. As you might expect, Penny and Leonard’s first date doesn’t go that well. Penny tries to confide in Sheldon.
How I Met Your Mother (CBS): Season Premiere. Ted gets an answer from Stella and Barney comes to a realization of his own. So happy this show is back.
Heroes (NBC): Season Premiere. Finding out who the shooter was sends Peter and Matt into the unknown. Sylar goes to war with the Company and finds a lot more than he ever thought on Level 5. Runs two hours. A recap episode plays right before, where the cast gives you a look behind the scenes of the series.
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (FOX): New. Cromartie takes Charley’s wife, which puts Derek and Sarah to the test to try and save her. John finds himself in a situation of his own with Cameron and Riley.
Prison Break (FOX): New. The next key card brings the gang to the Treasury Department. Bellick and Sucre are trying to find T-Bag. Wyatt tries to get personal with Gretchen.
CSI: Miami (CBS): Season Premiere. The team tries to figure out who shot Horatio. Read my review.
Army Wives (Lifetime): Repeat. Last night’s episode, “Payback,” replays.
The Closer (TNT): Repeat. This past summer season’s premiere episode, “Controlled Burn,” replays. Read review.
Raising the Bar (TNT): New. Roz is offered a job by Richard’s father’s firm. Jerry is defending a mother that may have been arrested to force her to testify in another case. Plays again later.
Oxygen has 14 episodes of Roseanne.
Sci Fi has eight episodes of Dark Angel early.
Spike has 18 hours of CSI: NY episodes.