Over on cable, Comedy Central has the 14th season premiere of South Park and the series premiere of Ugly Americans, Syfy has the third spring season premiere of Destination Truth, and TLC has the series premiere of Addicted.
Human Target (FOX): New. Chance is out to stop his old partner and trainee from assassinating a foreign dignitary.
Modern Family (ABC): Repeat. Claire is left feeling inadequate after a visit from an old friend, played by Minnie Driver (The Riches).
The Inbetweeners (BBC America): New. Simon drives the guys into London for a wild night out. Last week’s episode replays right before. Both play again later.
Being Erica (SOAPnet): New. Erica gets to see a side she never knew of her brother and returns to confront Kai about things. Plays again tomorrow afternoon.
Scrubs (ABC): Season Finale. Lucy finds her true inspiration and Cole finds his true calling.
Gary Unmarried (CBS): Season Finale. Gary finds out that his and Allison’s divorce papers were never filed. Allison’s sister comes for a visit.
Throwdown With Bobby Flay (Food Network): New. Bobby competes in a “Stuffed French Toast” contest. A repeat episode follows. Both play again later.
Dinner: Impossible (Food Network): New. Robert has to create a culinary version of the Ironman Triathlon. Plays again later.
Bravo has nine episodes of America’s Next Top Model.
Discovery Channel has eight episodes of MythBusters.
MTV2 has 12 episodes of Nitro Circus early.
Oxygen has 14 episodes of Roseanne early.
Spike TV has 10 episodes of CSI….
Syfy has is playing Leprechaun 4: In Space, Leprechaun 3, Leprechaun 2, and Leprechaun early.
USA has five episodes of NCIS tonight.
WE has five episodes of Secret Live of Women early.