On cable tonight, A&E has the second season premiere of Storage Wars, DIY has the eighth season finale of Sweat Equity and the series premiere of Hollywood Hi-Tech, Oxygen has the first season finale of The World According to Paris, Spike TV has the third season premiere of Deadliest Warrior, and truTV has the series premiere of South Beach Tow.
Melissa & Joey (ABC Family): New. Mel joins Joe at his college reunion and pretends to be his girlfriend after finding he is embarrassed about his life. Runs 30 minutes. Plays again Friday afternoon and next week before the new episode. Last week’s episode, “Lost in Translation,” replays right before.
Royal Pains (USA Network): New. Hank and Evan find their father with an erratic ex-con. Plays again later. Last week’s episode, “Rash Talk,” replays earlier in the day.
Necessary Roughness (USA Network): New. Dr. Dani has to find out why a rookie has stopped going to practice. Plays again later. Last week’s episode, “Spinning Out,” replays earlier in the day.
A&E has episodes of Parking Wars and Storage Wars all day.
Bravo has 13 episodes of The Real Housewives of New York City.
Spike TV has eight episodes of Deadliest Warrior.
USA Network has seven episodes of NCIS.