Over on cable, Comedy Central has the 16th season premiere of South Park and the second spring season premiere of Ugly Americans and Syfy has the second season finale of Face Off.
In late night, Syfy has the series premiere of Monster Man.
Wednesday night shows normally mentioned below but are either repeats or not on tonight include ABC’s Revenge.
The Middle (ABC): New. Brick is trying to earn enough money to get some night vison goggles. Frankie finds that Mike is a battery hoarder.
Suburgatory (ABC): New. Tessa goes to work for Dallas to get money to put towards a car. Dallas throws a grand opening party for her store.
Modern Family (ABC): New. Cameron runs into his former clown partner. Phil gets a real estate listing swipe out from underneath him by another agent. Runs 31 minutes.
Happy Endings (ABC): New. The gang thinks that Penny’s birthday is cursed, cause things never go as planned on the day. Runs 29 minutes.
Psych (USA Network): New. Shawn and Gus look into the attempted murder of a reality show contestant. Runs 61 minutes. Plays again later.
One Tree Hill (The CW): New. Chris, Dan and Julian attempt to rescue Nathan. Clay and Quinn are revisiting his past.
Criminal Minds (CBS): New. The team heads to Seattle to investigate a group of murders involving married couples fostering young children.
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (CBS): New. The team investigates the death of a college student after a photo starts trending on the Internet.
BBC America has 10 episodes of The Tudors.
Oxygen has 10 episodes of Roseanne.
Spike TV has six episodes of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation.
Syfy has nine episodes of Face Off.
TNT has seven episodes of Law & Order tonight.
USA Network has eight episodes of NCIS.