The Middle (ABC): New. Whoopi Goldberg guest stars as Sue’s awkward guidance counselor and Frankie is upset that Mike is attempting to put their new bed together by himself.
Suburgatory (ABC): New. George decides it’s time to introduce Eden to Tessa. Noah and George have a deal. Sheila is meddling too much.
Modern Family (ABC): New. Phil decides to make a big purchase without talking with Claire. Jay is having some trouble getting to his high school reunion. Runs 31 minutes.
Don’t Trust the B—- in Apartment 23 (ABC): New. June gets bummed out by a wedding invitation and Chloe attempts to boost her confidence, but goes a little too far. Starts a minute after the half hour and runs 29 minutes.
Revenge: (ABC): New. Hostilities are high in the press as Daniel is about to be released. Emily finds more clues to her father’s death.
The L.A. Complex (The CW): Repeat. Last night’s episode, “Do Something,” replays.
Criminal Minds (CBS): New. A copycat serial killer is targeting women in the same Oklahoma town as the recently executed original.
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (CBS): New. A bomb kills an off-road racer in his truck during a race and the team investigates. Next week is the season finale.
Oxygen has 11 episodes of Roseanne today.
Spike TV has six episodes of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation today.
USA Network has seven episodes of NCIS tonight.