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- Jess: “I am throwing Cece’s surprise bachelorette party here tonight, and the only males invited are strippers, so oil up or get out, guys.”
- Schmidt: “Please take that off, you look like a homeless pencil.”
- Nick: “I’m just trying to figure out the level of Elvis impersonator we can afford. I think a white one is out of reach.”
- Schmidt: “Maybe none of us should go to this funeral. The early buzz on this thing is it’s gonna be a real drag.”
- Jess: “I don’t want to kiss and tell, but I ruined my dresser during intercourse. Will you go to Ikea with me?”
- Nick: “I can’t believe I’m the sober one. That’s actually never happened before in my life.”
- Jess: “You’re dating a stripper, I’m dating a tall handsome doctor. We’re kinda living the dream.”
- Schmidt: “You are a gynecologist and a lesbian. This makes you a vagenius.”
- Jess: “If any of you cross me, I’m gonna kick the testicles clean off your bodies! Clean off! You’ll look like Ken dolls down there!”
- Nick: “If you were a hat, you’d be a top hat, but like a really big Monopoly one. And I say that with deepest compliments.”
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And the Winner Is
- #24 – Timothy Jay of Wheeling, IL is the winner of a New Girl Season 2 DVD.
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Pick ONE favorite quote? There are too many, but Schmidt has a lot of my favorites.
Schmidt: If you track my trajectory I’m gonna live to a 123 years old. Hello, Robot Sex.
Favorite character: Nick
Nick: I’m not ready to lose you. I just got you, Jess. And I’m not letting you go.
Nick: I meant something like that!
Winston is my favorite character, mostly because he doesn’t seem to have a storyline.
“You were denied a cell phone because you have the credit score of a homeless ghost.”
Nick is crazy good. Fave line from above: “I can’t believe I’m the sober one….”
Although any from this week’s episode would work for instance, the moon landing was not real. He could tell by the shadows.
Jess takes the cupcake!
Jess: “I am throwing Cece’s surprise bachelorette party here tonight, and the only males invited are strippers, so oil up or get out, guys.”
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i love jessi. she is the show. but they are all great. for the quote, i might get this partially wrong, but here goes. “Why are you talking to me like a James Taylor song.”
Jess- Jess: “I am throwing Cece’s surprise bachelorette party here tonight, and the only males invited are strippers, so oil up or get out, guys.” – See more at: http://www.tvaholic.com/2013/10/01/dvd-giveaway-new-girl-season-two/#sthash.paPpM5Ho.dpuf
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I like schmidt’s comment “please take that off you look like a homeless pencil” which I think is hilarious. I am very sorry that he and Cece broke up.
I remember Nick saying “I can’t believe I’m the sober one. That’s actually never happened before in my life”.
Schmidt is my favorite. I love the flashbacks to his and Nick ‘s college days when Schmidt was fat. One of my favorite Schmidt-isms is: “Damn it! I can’t find my driving moccasins anywhere!” All the characters really have great lines. The writing is awesome.
Favorite character: Schmidt
“Winston, your sister got so hot! I’m gonna have to Shaq attack her! May I have your blessing? Because I’m gonna be like dribbling up the court, illegal sexual foul – boom! Illegal use of hands – boom!” –Season 2, Episode 2
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“Pine has no place in this loft. It’s the wood of poor people and outhouses.” Schmidt
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“You are a gynecologist and a lesbian. This makes you a vagenius.”
From the one liners you mentioned, my favorite is:
Nick: “I’m just trying to figure out the level of Elvis impersonator we can afford. I think a white one is out of reach.”
My all time favorite is from this season:
Schmidt: “I wouldn’t even know how to begin to steal a swag.”
I “liked” you on fb :)
I like jess. a quote I like is “So, would you like to freak?
I like you on FB.
favorites: Nick: “I can’t believe I’m the sober one. That’s actually never happened before in my life.”
thanks!
Also I like on FB Timothy Jay
I’ve never seen this show but after looking at the provided quotes, I like this one the best.
Jess: “I don’t want to kiss and tell, but I ruined my dresser during intercourse. Will you go to Ikea with me?”
hands down my favorite one-liner
Schmidt: “You are a gynecologist and a lesbian. This makes you a vagenius.” – See more at: http://www.tvaholic.com/2013/10/01/dvd-giveaway-new-girl-season-two/#sthash.LDaBFNWB.dpuf
My alltime fave is Nick when he says “Yes! I’ve never jumped out of a moving car before! That was badass!”
Jess is my favorite. I don’t want to kiss and tell, but I ruined my dresser during intercourse.
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