Tonight, ABC has the fifth season premiere of Once Upon a Time and the series premieres of Blood & Oil and Quantico, CBS has the 48th season premiere of 60 Minutes and the series finale of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, FOX has the sixth season premiere of Bob’s Burgers, the 27th season premiere of The Simpsons, the third season premiere of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, the 14th season premiere of Family Guy and the second season premiere of The Last Man on Earth, and PBS has the series premiere of Indian Summers and the second season finale of Vicious.
Over on cable, Cooking Channel has the first season finale of Holy & Hungry, Food Network has the sixth season premiere of The Great Food Truck Race, Hallmark Movies & Mysteries has the TV movie premiere of Hello It’s Me, HBO has a VICE: Fixing the System special, and Showtime has the third season finales of Ray Donovan and Masters of Sex.
The Simpsons (FOX): Season Premiere. Homer and Marge end up in marriage counseling. Runs 30 minutes.
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (FOX): Season Premiere. A new captain takes over and the squad tries to figure out how to deal with the change. Holt works his first day in his new position. Runs 30 minutes. Has some fun with the captain thing, as well as Jake and Amy dealing with the kiss. Very happy to have this show back, how about you?
Blood & Oil (ABC): Series Premiere. A young couple risks everything to strike out on their own and head to the new boomtown area of North Dakota, where there has been some recent large oil discoveries. It wants to be Dallas meets Deadwood, but it’s more TNT’s reboot of the former and nowhere near as good as the latter. It’s trying to replace the soapy extravagance of Revenge, but it’s as good as that either from the jump. This is mainly getting a Prime Pick spot because it’s new, I stopped watching CSI a while ago, The Good Wife doesn’t premiere until next week and nothing else scripted-wise that is already on is all that good either. For more on Blood & Oil, listen to my spoiler free preview. Will you be checking this out tonight?
Quantico (ABC): Series Premiere. A terrorist attack seems to be linked to someone from a recent class of graduates from the FBI Academy. We see the investigation into the attack begin in present day and flashback to the first few days of training at Quantico. There are some problems with this one, but I quite liked it. It is one of my favorite new fall shows, although it is admittedly a weak pool to pull from. The cast is solid and I found the mystery and the storytelling style interesting as well. For more on Quantico, listen to my spoiler free preview. Will you be checking this one out tonight?
Once Upon a Time (ABC): Season Premiere. Emma goes to Merlin for help fighting her new darkness. Everyone get together to try and save Emma.
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (CBS): Series Finale. Grissom and Willows return to help solve a case that has brought Las Vegas to its knees. There are lots of other returnees as well. Runs two hours. Will be interesting to see how they fit everyone into the story with it only being two episodes to close things out, but at least CBS gave them the opportunity to do so, unlike they did with other CSI incarnations. Are you going to be watching?
Criminal Minds (A&E): Seven episodes tonight.
Criminal Minds (ION): Has 13 episodes.
CSI: Miami (WEtv): Seven episodes tonight.
Law & Order (TNT): Eight episodes early.
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (USA Network): Has 14 episodes.
Martin (TV One): Has 13 episodes tonight.
Murder, She Wrote (Hallmark Movies & Mysteries): Has 14 episodes.
Veep (HBO Signature): Has all 10 season four episodes.