There was much to keep us laughing last week. Whether it was Michael misspeaking around the office or finding out why Randy doesn’t vote on American Idol. What funny TV quotes from last week got you laughing? The following funny TV show quotes amused TVaholic. These are from the week of May 7th, 2006. Read on and enjoy!
Funny TV Quote of the Week
Show: The Office (NBC)
Episode: Casino Night (Season 2)
The Setup: Michael is talking to the camera about the charity Casino Night they are going to be having in the warehouse.
Michael: Tonight the Scranton Business Park is having Casino Night. And we are converting our warehouse into a full blown gambling hall. And I know it’s illegal in Pennsylvania but a, it’s for charity. And I consider myself a great philanderer…
Other Funny TV Quotes
Show: The New Adventures of Old Christine (CBS)
Episode: No Fault Divorce (Season 1)
The Setup: Christine is talking to her friend Barb at her women’s gym. She sees her and Richard’s old marriage counselor walk in the door.
Christine: Oh my God, Barb, look it. That’s our old marriage counselor. That’s Hillary. Wow, I haven’t seen her since Richard and I split up. God, umm, she was such a good marriage counselor.
Show: My Name Is Earl (NBC)
Episode: Number One (Season 1)
The Setup: Earl and Randy are at the Crab Shack. Darnell has asked Earl how he selects which thing on his list to do next.
Earl: Well a sometimes karma gives me a sign. Other times I just pick one at random.
Randy: And sometimes he lets me pick. But I get a little freaked out when I play God. That’s why I also don’t vote on American Idol.
Show: Gilmore Girls (WB)
Episode: Partings (Season 6)
The Setup: Rory has been taking photos all morning while trying to get Logan ready for his graduation ceremony. He doesn’t really want to go. This is the end of the conversation as they are heading for the door.
Rory: (Small laugh) I have outdone myself photographically. Every one of these is a keeper.
Logan: OK, that’s a close up of my naked butt. That’s not a keeper.
Rory: You’re right. That’s a screensaver.
Show: That ‘70s Show (FOX)
Episode: Leaving Home Ain’t Easy (Season 8)
The Setup: Fez has rebuffed Jackie’s advances and in retaliation she has messed with his vehicle. To get back at her Fez puts something in her shampoo to turn her hair green. She comes running out of the bathroom to find Fez and Hyde there.
Fez: Ho, ho, ho, greeeeen Jackie.
What was your favorite funny TV quotes from last week?
