A few lines the TVaholic found funny in the past week on TV.

Dialogue of the Week

Show: Four Kings (NBC)
The Setup: Barry has brought home his date, a girl he and Ben had a crush on in high school named Jessica. Barry has gone to get something from the kitchen and Ben comes into the room.
Ben: Wow! It’s been forever. How are you? What’s going on?
Jessica: You know. I got my Masters in Russian Literature.
Ben: Wow.
Jessica: Work in a lamp store.

Some Others

Show: Gilmore Girls (WB)
The Setup: It is the Stars Hollow Winter Carnival. Zach sees his former girlfriend Lane smiling, laughing and having a good time with another guy. That guy and Zach are at the knock the bottles over by tossing balls at them game. Zach starts throwing his as hard as he can at his bottles and the other guys. When he is done he turns to the other guy.
Zach: Welcome to the S.H. bitch!

Show: Related (WB)
The Setup: Bob and Ginnie have sat down with Richard who works for Ginnie at her law firm. They are going through a questionnaire regarding their Will. When they get to the disposition of their remains they both want to be cremated.
Richard: My Wife wants to be frozen, but I’m not going to do it.
(Bob and Ginnie look at him strangely.)
Richard: She won’t know.

Show: Two and a Half Men (CBS)
The Setup: Charlie and his girlfriend Mia are setting at the end of his bed kissing. She is going back and forth on whether it is the right time in their relationship to go any further.
Mia: I’m sorry. I’m confused. That’s why you’re going to have to make this decision for the both of us.
Charlie: That’s like asking the fat kid to guard the pie.

What were your favorite lines from last week?