Tonight on the Tube: Pizza, Beer, Hex, Baldwin, Emeril, Belmont & Bond

Tonight is for the guys on Food Network with Emeril saluting guys who cook and shows about pizza and beer. All in all, it is just another sorry Saturday on TV. Check out the Guide to Summer TV Shows – 2007.

Prime Picks

America’s Funniest Home Videos (ABC): Repeat. Tennis, ping pong, wedding, baby and father funny moments and more.

Die Another Day (CBS): Released 2002. Pierce Brosnan, Halle Berry, an ice hotel and a madman bent on world domination. Runs 2½ hours.

Solid Selections

Most Outrageous Moments (NBC): Repeat. See outtakes from Las Vegas, Will & Grace, Today and wedding videos and commercials.

Scary Movie (NBC): Released 2000. Watch the spoof of horror slasher movies like Scream and others. Runs two hours.

Cable Choices

Emeril Live (Food Network): New. Emeril puts forth the notion that real men cook in tonight’s episode.

Unwrapped (Food Network): New. It’s a “Pizzarama” goodtime.
The Secret Life Of … (Food Network): New. Find out the history of beer tonight.

Saturday Night Live (E!): Repeat. The “Remembering Chris Farley” episode replays.

Other Options

• Hex (BBC America): New. The new season that kicked off last week continues.
• Jeff Dunham: Arguing With Myself (Comedy Central): Repeat. If you have never seen his comedy/ventriloquist act, you are missing out. He is really, really good.
• You’ve Got a Friend (Hallmark Channel): Released 2007. This made for TV movie stars John Schneider (Smallville, Dukes of Hazard) as a reclusive war veteran that all the kids in the small town are afraid of. When a new kid moves to town, an unlikely friendship begins. Runs two hours. Plays again tomorrow night.

Sports Notes

• FOX has MLB action with FOX Saturday Baseball.
• NBC has horse racing coverage with the 139th Belmont Stakes.

Late Night

• Army Wives (Lifetime): Repeat. The series premiere episode, “A Tribe Is Born,” replays. Also, plays twice earlier in the day.
• MADtv (FOX): Repeat. Danny Bonaduce joined in on some sketches.
• The Riches (FX): The 66 minutes season finale, “Waiting for Dogot,” replays.
• Saturday Night Live (NBC): Repeat. Alec Baldwin hosted with Christina Aguilera as musical guest.
• Talkshow With Spike Feresten (FOX): Repeat. Tim Meadows (SNL) was his guest.

TV Marathons

Disney Channel has 10 episodes of The Suite Life of Zach & Cody today.
FOX Reality has over six hours of Last Comic Standing Episodes today.
G4 has 14 episodes of Brainiac early.
MTV has 10 episodes of Pimp My Ride today.
MTV2 has 10 episodes of Punk’d early.
SOAPnet has last week’s five episodes of All My Children and The Young and the Restless tonight.
Women’s Entertainment has 10 episodes of America’s Cutest Puppies tonight.

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