Funny Two and a Half Men Quote & More Funny TV Show Quotes

Last week’s Funny Quote of the Week is a funny Two and a Half Men quote from Berta. Other funny TV show quotes allowed us to flashback to junior high on Veronica Mars, remember a childhood story with Jim on The Office and chuckle about a reference to a hit show on another network with Summer and her dad on The O.C. These funny quotes were uttered on TV during the week of Nov. 5th, 2006. Read on and enjoy!

Funny Quote of the Week

Show: Two and a Half Men (CBS)
Episode: Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head (Season 4)
The Setup: Alan has answered the door to find a pregnant woman wondering if she is at the right address. Charlie comes in and then Berta who tells the woman to come in and get started working. Alan and Charlie are wondering who she is when Berta finally introduces her.
Alan: Berta, aren’t you going to introduce us?
Berta: Oh, I’m sorry, where are my manners? Charlie. Alan. I’d like you to meet my youngest daughter, Naomi. The light of my life, a little angel who swooped down from heaven and landed on a married man’s penis.

Other Funny TV Show Quotes

Show: The Office (NBC)
Episode: Branch Closing (Season 3)
The Setup: Jim is talking to the camera about the Scranton branch closing down.
Jim: I worked in Scranton for a really long time and a, it’s going to be weird that it’s all disappearing. I mean I always new that the branch would shutdown someday. I just figured it would be because Michael, sold the building, for some magic beans.

Show: Veronica Mars (The CW)
Episode: Hi, Infidelity (Season 3)
The Setup: Veronica had asked Parker to join her and what she thought was going to be a group of people for bowling. It looked like a setup for Parker and Piz from Parker’s perspective but she hung around anyway and at the end kind of liked Piz and asked Veronica to find out what Piz thought about her.
Veronica: Ohh, no more fun, to exhausting.
Logan: Next time we’ll get in some weight training before we bowl.
Veronica: Just the soap opera. Parker wants me to find out if Piz likes her. What do I do? Pass a note? Scribble it on his Trapper Keeper?

Show: The O.C. (FOX)
Episode: The Cold Turkey (Season 4)
The Setup: Summer and her father are talking at the airport as she is heading back to college. Her dad may be accepting a job at a hospital in Seattle.
Dr. Roberts: It’s so crazy. To think the next time you come home I may not be living here.
Summer: Yah, are you going to take that job in Seattle?
Dr. Roberts: Well the offer came at the perfect time. The hospital is famous for being wonderfully quirky; it’s called Seattle Grace.

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